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Kobe’s Dear Basketball short animated film recently advanced to the Academy Awards’ top ten in the category, and therefore could be one of the five nominees to be in the running for the coveted award.

The retired Los Angeles Laker’s short film is an animated telling of Bryant’s inspiring poem and it first debuted at the 2017 Tribeca Film Festival.

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Today, we celebrate the 30th birthday of a national treasure, a beacon of light amid the ever darkening times, a place to rest your weary bones and eat chicken wings, a place with boobs: Hooters.

The first Hooters opened in Clearwater, Fla. and, as legend has it, one cofounder convinced that year’s Jose Cuervo bikini contest winner into becoming their first employee. Thus was born the Hooters Girl.

Tonight, Hooters is hosting a nation wide Hooters Girl Reunion to celebrate. In a video on their site, one Hooters Girl gushes, “Working at the store is awesome. It’s like being a rock star in my own little town.”

But what does it really take to work at the restaurant? We asked a few former Hooters Girls. Here’s everything they had to say:

1. It doesn’t really matter if you have any serving experience. Hooters cares more about your personality.

2. More importantly, Hooters found a loophole to hire their girls based on looks: They get away with hiring “thin” and “pretty” girls because they are hired as entertainers, not servers.

3. You don’t have to have double D’s to work there though. All sizes of boobs are welcome, from A to F! But some girls will wear two or three bras or bras that are too small, to amp their cleavage up.

4. During training, they take the time to teach new hires how to draw an owl in ketchup.

5. Hooters Girls must wear sneakers and socks. And there is a correct way to scrunch the sock. If done properly, it can actually make your legs look leaner.

6. And pantyhose, which the girls have to buy themselves. The official coloring is “suntan.”

7. Hair must be down at all times. No ponytails allowed, ever.

8. You have to wear makeup every day. It’s in the handbook. (Their website says makeup “should appear natural to best accentuate your features” and that mascara and lipstick are required.)

9. Hooters Girls only wear black on Friday.

10. Once a month is special costume day and Hooters Girls must supply their own costumes. November might be military themed, December is Christmas or winter themed. There’s firefighter night, police night, country night, animals night, etc.

11. Hooters Girls can trade tank tops with other stores. So if you ever see a girl at, say, the Hollywood location in a Boston tank top, she went there and traded a top with another Hooters Girl. The only location that won’t trade is Vegas. They make you buy the tank top and show a pay stub for proof you work there.

12. You have to get approval to wear the Hooters crop top. “Basically your stomach has to be flat and you can’t have any muffin top,” one former Hooters Girl told us. “Which is basically impossible in those shorts.”

13. Hooters Girls in some cold weather climates get to wear long sleeves).

14. Hooters Girls cannot come to or leave work with their uniform showing, other than the shoes (for safety reasons). If a girl wears her uniform outside of work she is supposed to be fired immediately.

15. That said, former Hooters Girls do get to keep the uniforms, so you can wear it for Halloween after you quit or get fired!

16. Shifts are assigned based on sales. “Hooters Girls hustle the merchandise to try and get better shifts.”

17. There are 16 steps to Hooters Girls customer service and, technically, a minimum of three Hooters Girls are supposed to stop by your table during your meal. It’s called the E3 system: Every Hooters Girl, Every Guest, Every Day.

18. If a couple comes in, Hooters Girls are supposed to sit next to the girl the guy appear less threatening.

19. “College guys make the best customers,” our former Hooters Girl revealed. “The ones that go to Hooters tend to be shy but far more respectful. Drunk 40 year old men are the worst.”

20. Hugs are discouraged between Hooters Girls and customers. Sometimes forbidden.

21. When it’s slow, it’s not uncommon to find Hooters Girls playing board games with the customers. “I’ve had a blast playing Connect Four with some Marines,” one Girl told us.

22. You learn choreographed dances during training and if you hear a particular song start playing when you’re on the clock, you’re supposed to stop every and dance.

23. There are songs and chants for birthdays and “Hooter’s virgins.” Our former Hooters Girl says, “They pretty much exist to make the girls look dumb and embarrass the guests.”

24. Cell phones are forbidden on the floor. The Hooters Girls we spoke to had never seen it happen, but had heard stories about managers taking girls’ pouches and slamming them on the ground if they think she has her cell phone on her.
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The Friends of Foster Kids provides a Christmas for children in the foster care system who have been removed from their homes due to abuse and neglect and are placed in temporary housing or shelters. Many have no family and no place to live. Kiwanis, Optimist and Lions clubs help them with some of their basic needs, and some of their wishes.

The Utica Shelby Kiwanis Club recently received an update from Theresa Toia, the founder of the nonprofit Friends of Foster Kids, an organization the club supports in different ways.

Toia said that, from Macomb County alone, there are approximately 900 children in foster care each year. Many say they have never received a Christmas gift. So, at this time of year, volunteers try to get those wish list things into a Santa red duffel.

One young woman who was in foster care said she was amazed she got all three things on her wish list. In spite of her early life with a mother who was an addict, the young woman is now living independently and working at a counseling job.

Foster children need clothing like winter coats, boots and pajamas. They also need personal care items, pillows and blankets, duffel bags. They want toys and games and sports items. Some have never had a bicycle, a doll or toy truck, and the babies need development toys.

We are fortunate that lots of organizations support us, and we work from a donated building, with donated shelving, Toia said.

They include the Mount Clemens Kiwanis Club, and the Central Macomb Optimist Club.

The Shelby Macomb Daybreakers Kiwanis has been especially moved by Theresa Toia s effort to help Foster Kids, club president Nancy Nevers said. When you understand these children are often moved from family to family and perhaps don t even have their own pillow or blanket, it really tugs at your heart. Theresa has recently launched another project helping foster kids who have aged out of the program. Most people don t consider what happens to those kids who at 18 are cut lose and they are on their own. That program really got our attention. We all remember these kids at Christmas, but they need to be remembered year round and we are committed to do just that.

Friends of Foster Kids more than fits the Kiwanis mission statement dedicated to changing the world, one child and one community at a time. We are a global organization of volunteers, and our immediate focus is helping needy children in our community. Our members hands and hearts help those who cannot always help themselves.

A group of people called Chicks with Sticks knit and crochet, then donate items to Friends of Foster Kids.

We also sponsor the Chicks with Sticks in their philanthropy. We fund their efforts, Nevers said.

The Daybreakers meet two mornings and two evenings throughout the month.

The Optimist Club of St. Clair Shores recently hosted its second no sew fleece blanket making party. About 30 men and women came out to make blankets for foster children. Also, people dropped off blankets, sheets, pillowcases, pillows, clothing, toys, personal items, suitcases and duffle bags which will all go to the Friends of Foster Kids.

The Utica Shelby Township Optimists take 20 kids, Toia said. We have lots of support from Lions in general. The Shelby Township Lions Club just sent us a check. My husband is with the Utica Shelby Kiwanis. That s how I got introduced to them as a service club and that s why they have been aware of our organization from the onset. The Utica Shelby Kiwanis Club already had 15 kids wish lists, and they gave us $5,000 from their recent raffle,
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Dinner for Two Anywhere in World. All of these wonderful generous angels are working for these children.

We are trying to do Oakland County as well. Last year, we took care of over 1,200 children at Christmas. We got red cleaners bags with drawstrings and each child got a Santa bag gift specifically filled for them, she said.

We work with the Department of Human Services and others that deal with placement. We have lists with the child s first name, age, gender, size, and the children put down three wishes along with their special needs or interests. The little ones might get a LeapFrog and LeapPad, trucks and trains or set of LEGOs, Ninja Turtles and Batman, doll houses and baby dolls with strollers and diapers. Some love to build things or do arts and crafts. Each child gets to feel special, even if it s just for one day.

The older ones are asking for UGG type boots, iPads and other electronics with ear buds. The older ones rely on us for electronics. Without a tablet and WiFi you can t even apply for a job. You don t do that in person any more. In most cases, we re all they have. They ask for jeans and winter coats, Timberland boots the waterproof ones that keep your feet dry and warm and last forever.

They don t want the other kids at school to know they are foster kids from abuse and neglect. They want to dress like the other kids and want them to think they have families. Some can t stay in the same school system when they are moved around to different homes and facilities. They lose their friends and nothing is stable in their lives, even the caseworkers which have a great turnover, she said.

There was this 17 year old. All he wanted was Nike shoes. He opened his red Santa bag and just stared for a minute. We asked if there was something wrong and he said no, that he just had never received a wrapped gift ever in his life. When you think that volunteering isn t important, it makes you wish that you had been the one to wrap that gift with extra care and special ribbons.

This beautiful young man with a beautiful personality got a job and set himself up in an apartment. He got a car but has to drive a bike to work because he makes $1,200 a month and his car insurance is $3,800 a month. These kids can t get a family discount because they don t have families.

The older kids are what we have the largest impact on, Toia said. They are so generous with their younger siblings. They want to split their gifts with their little brothers and sisters so they don t have to struggle as much. They hover over them like a parent, she said.

Kiwanis sponsors shopping trip

The Utica Shelby Kiwanis Club is providing a special Christmas for 20 families by taking them on a shopping spree on Dec. 10 at a local Walmart store. The club is a sponsor of the Shelby Township Jingle Bell Run on Dec. 18 that benefits Utica area charities.

Brad Suggs, principal of West Utica Elementary School, recently expressed his appreciation for what the club does for the school paying for food for students, and reading books to them, providing more than $10,000 in books to the students, backpacks containing school supplies, providing business prospective on Career Focus Day. Members supported its running club, and STEM Program.

The club says that every $10 donation purchases 36 snacks or purchases dozens of books for students or feeds a family of a half dozen packaged meals. Ten dollars purchases one backpack filled with school supplies; buys 10 water bottles for students participating in the after school running program, or purchases scarves, hats and mittens for two children.

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The Mount Clemens Kiwanis Club gift card drive for Macomb County foster care teens asks for $10 and $20 cards for restaurants, stores and malls and movie theaters. Cards may be dropped off to Jill Johnson at Printing By Johnson, 1430 South Gratiot Ave., Mount Clemens. Club members are ringing Salvation Army kettle bells on Dec. 10 and Dec. 17 at a Walmart store.
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For months, it’s been rumored that the actress is expecting her first child with fianc Jesse Plemons. While the tight lipped actress has yet to say anything about the news, she proved the old adage “a picture is worth a thousand words” to be true, as she cradled her baby bump in stunning shots for Rodarte’s new look book. In a statement, designers Kate and Laura Mulleavy said, “We are thrilled to feature women who inspire us in our Fall Winter 2018 portrait series.”

Autumn de Wilde photographed Dunst, who was styled by Ashley Furnival and Shirley Kurata. The actress models Look 6, a red and silver dotted tulle dress over a pink, red and white floral embroidered gown. She also models Look 19, a brown and tan bow neck cape coat.

It’s fitting that Dunst subtly announced her pregnancy through the Rodarte portrait series, given her close relationship with the Mulleavy sisters. In fact, since last year, the designer duo has been working hard on creating Dunst’s bridal gown. “I think we’ve actually only done a handful of wedding dresses in our career, and we’ve only done them for people that we’re really close with because it’s an emotional thing you know when you wear it to get married,” Kate revealed to People. she was ready for motherhood. “I’m at a stage in my life where I’m like, ‘I’ve been working since I was 3. It’s time to have babies and chill.’ You know what I mean?” The decision wasn’t made overnight, the actress added. “I wasn’t one of those ‘I need a baby!’ people until my goddaughter was born. I love her so much. I put her to bed last night and she woke up this morning and said to her mom, ‘Where’s Kiki?’ I just love that love. That’s what I want.”
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Prosecco wine producers in north east Victoria are concerned a push by Italy to keep the name Prosecco exclusively for itself could cost the local industry hundreds of millions of dollars, if it succeeds.

It has only been 18 years since Otto Dal Zotto planted the first Prosecco grape vines in Victoria’s King Valley, inspired by a childhood in Italy’s Valdobbiadene, where the wine first emerged and has continued to thrive.

The grape was renamed Glera in 2009, and Italy now wants the Prosecco name exclusively for itself under the terms of a European geographical indicator.

Much like Champagne, Stilton cheese and Parma ham, a geographical indicator would mean Prosecco variety wine that was not produced in Italy’s Prosecco wine region would have to be called something else.

Italy has made clear during informal industry discussions that it wants a geographical indicator for Prosecco in the upcoming Australia EU Free Trade Agreement.

It is estimated the potential change of name and branding could see the Australian domestic Prosecco market lose up to $400 million.

The issue is giving Prosecco producers a wine hangover, and leaving them wondering how many other industries may have to face the same the geographical indicator battle they are gearing up for.

What is in a name?Geographical indication (GI) identifies a product as originating from a specific area, where a particular characteristic is essentially attributable to its geographical origin.

Federal Opposition workplace relations and rural and regional Australia assistant spokeswoman, Lisa Chesters, said she was worried about the potential for international GIs to hurt more Australian industries.

“I’ve got serious concerns about geographical indicators because where does it begin and where does it end? What’s next?” she said.

“It would be the equivalent of you can no longer call pizza pizza what do you call it and how do you market that?

“That’s that great Australian story, that you bring a part of your culture with you and grow an industry from it.”

The Victorian Government has acknowledged the Prosecco industry in Australia is one that needs to be protected.

It has just announced $50,000 for the King Valley to help develop the region under the state’s Wine Growth Fund.

It has also announced an intention to work with Wines of King Valley on the development of the King Valley Prosecco Road Plan, to develop a business case and blueprint to increase wine tourism and cellar door sales, improve strategic planning and marketing, improve vineyard production, and reduce environmental impact.

Member for Northern Victoria Jaclyn Symes said it was important to nurture the industry while it continued to boom.

“It is probably one of the greatest opportunities to grow the region in terms of economy, visitor attraction, but also job creation,” she said.

Victoria’s wine industry contributes an estimated $7.6 billion to the Victorian economy and employs nearly 13,000 people.

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In the past year alone, the King Valley has recorded a 20 per cent growth in the Prosecco category, and it is predicted that growth will be exponential and eventually be worth $200 million in five years.

Producers say the name sells itself.

“As we move into free trade negotiations it’s going to be critical that government understands there are big risks to rural Australia if we lose the right to use the name Prosecco,” Wines of the King Valley president Dean Cleave Smith said.

“The biggest growth is ahead of us.

“We imported Prosecco grape vines from Italy, and for the Italians to suddenly make this move to try and restrict the rights to use the name is really significant for us.”
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This is one Housewife who wasn’t going to stay cooped up all day.

Kim Richards surfaced outside her home Thursday afternoon, hours after she was booked on charges of public intoxication, trespassing, resisting an officer and battery on a police officer for allegedly making a scene at the Beverly Hills Hotel’s famed Polo Lounge and then supposedly kicking an officer at the station after her arrest.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star was on her phone and going mildly incognito in both a baseball cap and sunglasses as she made her way to her car. Despite the 70 degree plusweather, she was wearing tall Ugg boots and long sleeves.

Beverly Hills Police Sgt. Max Subin told E! News today that they received a call from Beverly Hills Hotel security about a woman harassing customers at the Polo Lounge. When officers arrived, the woman in question appeared to be under the influence of alcohol.

When they tried to escort her out of the hotel, she asked if she could use the bathroom first, Subin said. Officers then let her use the lobby bathroom. After a period of time, Richards refused to come out, so they went into the bathroom and took her into custody, where she began becoming “passively resistant” to officers arresting her. Richards was escorted in handcuffs through the hotel into a patrol car and was taken to the Beverly Hills Police Station.

She did not cause any damages at the hotel or injure any officers, Subin said.

During the booking process, she resisted the fingerprinting and being forced to take a mug shot, and then kicked an officer in the leg, Subin continued. He said that the officeres remained calm, as they’re used to dealing with that sort of behavior.

Richards was then placed in a holding cell for the rest of the night to sober up, Subin said. She was cited and released this morning.
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(CNN) Kim Kardashian sounded off about her failed marriage on Tonight Show on Wednesday.

The reality star told Jay Leno she should have listened to her family when they warned her about marrying ex hubby Kris Humphries.

Though she never mentioned the New Jersey Nets player by name, Kardashian insisted that she truly loved him, which is why she wasn open to anyone else opinions.

a person, when I in love, you can tell me anything. And you gotta go through it yourself. So, I did what I believed in doing, and sometimes you don want to hear what your family has to say, she said.

look back and you like, that was a sign, or, you know, I should have listened to them, she added. I wouldn have been who I am today had I not gone through that. Kardashian said, her family was there for her when everything fell apart. She said she moved in with her mom,
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Kris, for four months afterward, bringing only one bag of clothes with her just sweats and UGG boots.

Kardashian and Humphries who were married last fall were only hitched for 72 days before ending their marriage in October 2011.

pride myself, and my family, on being an open book. This is what we do. We share our lives on a reality show. When this is our reality, and this is what really happening, we show it, she said, adding, didn know the media would be so brutal with it. would her marriage have imploded had the couple not been under such intense public scrutiny?

truly, honestly believe it would have been the same thing, she said. are exactly who we are, whether the cameras are on or off, and that why I love my family so much. What you see is what you get. I showed my life and the reality of my life and it might not be pretty all the time,
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It’s not easy looking cute in the cold, but freezing temps are no excuse to forget about fashion look at Kim Kardashian and North West!

The mother daughter duo looked chic and stylish Tuesday, both bundled up as they enjoyed the great outdoors on their Montana ski vacation. Little Nori, 20 months, and her mama, 34, both wore giant black parkas (Kim’s was Moncler) with fur trim and Sorel boots, but while mom opted for a slim fit ski pant, her mini me was all about that insulation and had on multiple layers from head to toe!

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it got off to a scary start this weekend when Kim, Nori, Kylie Jenner and Khloe Kardashian got into a minor car accident. Fortunately, no one was hurt, but as Khlo (who was driving) later told E! News, the whole ordeal “was really scary.”

So what exactly happened? A semi truck drove by, sending snow onto Khlo front window, which blocked her view and ultimately resulted in the car spinning and landing in a ditch. Capt. Mark Wilfore explained to E! News this “was not a car crash,” saying,
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Kimberley Crossman talks to Kim Knight about the funny thing that happened when she went to Hollywood.

Four minutes and 56 seconds into the YouTube clip, Kimberley Crossman puts her past behind her.

The actor who made her girl next door Shortland Street debut aged 16, holds the microphone close and eyeballs her audience: “Cat rape.”

She smiles her butter wouldn’t melt smile and tosses her pretty blonde extensions. “It’s uncomfortable, but we’re gonna do it . ” And she does. For the next five minutes, Crossman simulates animal sex. Cats. Flies. Bed bugs. It’s the tail end of a live stand up comic routine filmed last year in Los Angeles. She takes the stage in ripped black jeans and sneakers and begins with a joke about the way New Zealanders put an “i” in the word “deck”. As in, “I love sitting on the deck and watching the sun go down.” As in,
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“I slipped off the deck today ‘cos it was so wet.”

The dream then: “To be the lead actress in a successful American single camera comedy.”

The dream now: “We want to be like Lena Dunham. To not only be the lead in the show, but to have created the shows, and be the executive producers.”

The “we” in that sentence is flatmate and business partner Katie Wilbert, the best friend she met on the set of Power Rangers, and the other half of Crossman’s production company, Happy Wife Inc.
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Have you ever walked down the street and some bloke looks you up and down, examining every item of clothing you’re wearing, then checks out your shoes? When did this become acceptable behaviour for men? You need to just back the hell away from the grooming products, hombre, and put your hands in the air. Now, before you dismiss me as a complete gronk, let me say I am a fashion savant as a teen I used to wear pink Penguin shirts with the collar turned up, an apricot cardigan, lemon canvas pants and light grey leather shoes all of which you’ll pay a motza for on Chapel or Oxford Street nowadays. Don’t get me wrong, I think it’s a fantastic thing that men are becoming more aware of fashion and basic hygiene but wearing your sister’s jeans is just going too far

On the other hand, there are blokes who are just so clueless about clobber you want to hug them and thank them because they make it so much easier for the rest of us to get a leg over.

So, because I love you, and don’t wanna any of me new Chinas to step out and stink up the place, here’s a few fashion flops I reckon you should avoid at all costs.

The faux hawk: Popularised by you know who. I hate what we’ve done to this haircut. I had a mohawk when I was 21 and it had repercussions. You look like a dill for a long time. People stare. Old ladies won’t get in lifts with you. You gotta stick glue and soap in your hair to make it stand upright. You can only date chicks with shaved heads. The faux hawk is the decaf, soy, latte of haircuts.

The 35 year old with a faux hawk: It’s over guys. You’ve had your chance for trendy haircuts, now LET IT GO.

The balding guy attempt at a faux hawk: Sweet baby Jesus, do I have to repeat myself?

New York Yankees baseball caps: Not only the most loathsome sporting franchise in the world, these hats are usually worn by tools with no comprehension they are advertising the sports equivalent of the swastika on their head. It’s also damn unoriginal. What about the Oakland A’s instead? They have a great GM, and snazzy strip. Or the Kansas City Royals? They’re losing so bad this year you might get a sympathy shag from an American tourist. I always get a kick out walking up to the Yankee Cap Wearer and asking them whether they’re enjoying Randy Johnson’s ERA this season.

Livestrong bracelets: Man, are these the leg warmers of 2005? Particularly enjoy when they’re on the wrists of criminals and male pornstars. Now there’s the endorsement Lance was looking for.

Ports: Not a pair of pants, not a pair of shorts. Not a chance for an empty.

Slides, sandals, clogs: Whatever you wanna call them. Anything on this page is a disaster.

Beanies in summer: The only way I’m prepared to let this through is if you live in a cave writing poems to your other six personalities. It’s the summer relative of..

Thongs with jeans in winter: Usually paired with a scarf. How can your neck be cold and not your feet?

Honourable mentions: Thumb rings, shirts which look like you’ve painted in them but paid $200 for, teeny tiny sneakers that resemble ballet slippers.

Do you have any fashion pet hates?

China: I’m embarrassed I have to explain this, but, for the hardheads, China is rhyming slang for China Plate it rhymes with mate. It means friend.

It has got to be the Shmullet. A combination of the faux hawk with a mullet. (Half shark fin half mullet, hence the name ‘shmullet’)

If the faux hawk is the decaf, soy,
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latte of haircuts. The shmullet is the the decaf, soy, latte served with a naked rent boy on Oxford street. (Not that there is anything wrong with that).

There’s also another one where the dude shaves the front of his head and the back is long, except, they gel it so it points upwards. The effect is your head looks like a comet, rocketing to earth. I acutally dig these. I dubbed them the ‘Mull up’ ‘cos I reckon whoever invented this hairstyle was very ripped at the time. Sam

I am so over blokes that dress like chicks (tight jeans , pink or yellow feminine shirt with Unisex haircuts). When you see these creatures from a long distance (more than 100m) and from the back, you think, she might be cute, then she turns out to be a he, and you start to question you sexuality, again!

Males should be very careful about showing any interest in fashion, because if the corporations pick up any vibe, next thing you know, no bloke can get attract a female or a root without carry a man bag and wearing mancara.

1) Socks with sandals I understand that when it is chilly outside we all dream of the warmth of the summer sun, but wearing socks with sandals doesn’t make the seasons change any faster. If you want to wear sandals this badly, move to a warmer climate.

2) Blaring designer labels This is a personal pet peeve of mine. I don’t want to be a walking advertisement and neither should you. It’s not a sophisticated look. Just because you are wearing a designer’s name on your chest, sleeve, or wherever, doesn’t make you stylish. Keep it understated and simple.

3) Shiny or glittery shirts or suits If you are looking for something to go out nightclubbing in, I can think of much better choices than those that are glittery, shiny and ultimately tacky.

4) Clothes that are too loose fitting In a word, sloppy. Unless you are a hip hop artist, it’s not the right look.

Another one I’ve seen on the tarts and jocks that stupid monkey the paul “wank” one. Biggest have ever! Poor from a design standpoint and lacking in style. Not in any way innovative. That stupid monkey is BOR ING! Just because he sometimes has an afro or something, doesn’t make it “cool”.

If you’re going to pay a whole bunch of money for a primary coloured t shirt at least make sure it is well made and has some kind of substance to the design.

You could put that monkey on a yellow legionnaires hat and people would still pay sixty bucks for it. One word WANKERS!

1) Screw the yankees and their stupid hats. they should all be burned in a giant group bonfire ceremony in hyde park. The Sox are a working man’s team.

2) teeny tiny sneakers look even more stupid on fat guys, really tall guys, really big boned or thick guys. those guys look like the hippos dancing around in ballet slippers in ‘Fantasia’.
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