classic tall ugg Ten Signs You’ve Lived in Miami Too Long
Contact Us,Like any other art form, fashion is judged partly by its context. And if you’re wearing Uggs in Miami, sorry, but the context is sweaty feet. Even if you grew up in Miami, there are maybe maybe two or three weeks a year when your feet are comfortably cozy in Uggs. And if you’re the kind of person willing to pay upward of $150 for footwear you can’t even use for a full month, that paints you a different shade of ugly. Pack up those boots and go to Aspen until you remember how great it feels to wear flip flops.
6. You view people from Fort Lauderdale as foreigners.
Broward and Dade are very different places, it’s true. But doesn’t it sometimes seem like Miami welcomes people from every land except the county to the north? This city is a melting pot of Latin Americans, Europeans, New Yorkers, West Coasters, and many others but if you’re from Weston, man,
you’re just too different for this town.
If the thought of going to Broward gives you the chills, it’s time for a little tough love. Open your mind, get in the car, and try to relate. We can’t promise it’ll be as fun as Miami few things are but it’ll help give you some perspective. Just think: In some sprawling cities up North, Fort Lauderdale wouldn’t be its own town at all. It’d just be the suburbs.
4. You’re starting to forgive Jeffrey Loria.
When Loria traded nearly all of the Marlins’ talent at the end of last year, just a year after convincing Miami taxpayers to build his team a brand new stadium, you probably vowed to boycott the team until, at the very least, Loria acknowledged his wrongdoing. But he’s Jeffrey Loria, so of course he hasn’t apologized. And you’ve continued to live in this town, staring mournfully at Marlins Park as you drive by on the 836, your resolve ever weakening. I hear there’s some pretty decent food in there, you think to yourself. And the Marlins have actually been winning a few games lately. Isn’t it time to accept what happened and move on? Wouldn’t forgiving and forgetting make me the better man?